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Might we show George that we are the
picture of classic professionalism?

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Breaking into somebody else's house?

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What's this?

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A murder?

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You'll need to find the antidote and win
the grand prize.

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Drink with the birthday boy in his
private speakeasy.

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Yeah, no, we can't be on the same team.

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What done is done.

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I'm a fur bulk.

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No. UD andD? Yeah.

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Ten foot two. Eyes of blue, baby.

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And congratulations,

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Buffy. It's a big bopping on us, sir.
See you at the pitch.

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Or I will win.

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Sure, Monica.

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Hey, y 'all.

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What a ride these past few months have
been.

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Being promoted to CEO, an award -winning
bopping burger campaign that I got to

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start. And to top it all off, being this
year's Women in Creative Advertising

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Award winner.

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I'm so grateful, humbled, and all that
other self -deprecating stuff.

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And I mean, would you get a look at this
thing? I mean, isn't she gorge?

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Wait.

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Why does that say Monica Marks?

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What is happening?

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I'll give you a few words of
encouragement before your bopping burger

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Oh! Oh, that's so kind.

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If you don't land the account, you're
fired.

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Wait, what?

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I'm a grinder, too.

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If it wasn't for those mouth guards, I'd
have nothing but gums.

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Melvin, how is this possible?

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Well, it's costly starting your own
business.

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Yes, I know that, but how can I be low
on money?

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Oh, God, am I poor?

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You're not poor. Oh, thank God.

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I'd say borderline indigent.

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What?

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You started a business, you purchased
supplies, you redecorated an office, you

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hired a publicist, you threw a big
party, not to mention you rented space

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of the most expensive office buildings
in Manhattan.

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And... I keep seeing the charge in your
business account for microneedling.

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Yes. Well, it's a very important office
charge for the photocopier.

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I still don't understand how I can be in
this position. I have new clients.

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Not enough to keep the lights on. Not
long term.

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Melvin, I can't go back to Hoboken. All
I'm saying is something needs to change

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and fast.

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New Jersey's nice in the spring.

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Just before the landfills get too hot in
the summer.

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All of them already.

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We found a significant increase in our
Boppenburger patronage amongst our key

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demographic, 18 to 24, between the hours
of 11 p .m. and 5 a .m.

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Okay, next slide.

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Next slide, Clem.

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Oh.

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Oh, my God.

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Is that a poop emoji in place of a
burger?

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For our professional presentation, it's
a patty placeholder that I forgot to

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change for our professional
presentation.

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We'll delete it. Now.

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I am, I am. Chill, mama.

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I can't constantly be double -checking
your work. I really need you guys to pay

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attention. I am paying attention, which
is how I caught you being a little

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spicy, and I said, chill, mama.

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Cue the music.

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Picture this. It's the party of the
century.

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Young people are drinking, dancing,
having the time of their lives. When

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get a text alert on their phone, two for
one late night deal.

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There's only one place to go. Bopping
Burger.

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Hey, Bopping Burger.

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Hey, Bopping Burger.

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Hey, Bopping Burger. Bopping Burger.

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Home of the after party.

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Guys, seriously.

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George is a cis straight white man in
his 60s. I don't think he's going to

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appreciate the theatrics. Or maybe he
will.

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I mean, I have Bill questioned
everything.

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I want to be able to do the splits.
Like, personally.

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And professionally, of course.

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And the sustainable,

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recyclable... Oh, God, it sounds stupid.

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Happy Pitch Bay!

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Oh, my goodness.

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Doug, you look like Braveheart Winter
Pride weekend.

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It's giving Rita.

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Isn't it great?

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I'm showing that we can bring the Z.

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Oh. It's made to measure Italian wool,
custom silk lining, and it's got the

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perfect hidden pocket for... No.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What is it?

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It's Tiny Claws.

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It's messy!

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Can you please just stick to the script?

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Is there such a thing as being
overprepared?

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I just feel like we're taking the magic
out of it. The inspiration, the genesis

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queer. Okay, but need I remind you, if
we don't nail this, Oliver's going to

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fire us. I don't think there's any room
for magic and inspiration.

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But that's our secret sauce.

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No, I am the secret sauce.

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Excuse?

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Okay. Oh, what? You do think you're the
sauce?

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Well, yes.

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I definitely felt a little saucy.

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Like barbecue only, Tangier.

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So, you have not been doing this long
enough to a crew vacation day, so I

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suggest you get off this power trip.

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I will, when you two finally do your
jobs. We've been doing our jobs the

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time. The magma pitch, the mock
commercial. Okay, so twice?

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Because otherwise you've just been
redecorating the office, playing a

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Guys, you asked us to do those things.
Okay, but you abandoned me at George's

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party and then you left me with Monica.

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Girl, bye.

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You probably loved being stuck with her
because you want to be her. And

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honestly, you're kind of close.

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Elliot. I said what I said.

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Finish the transformation and get a Diet
Coke.

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Come on, Clem.

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Clem?

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Clem. Clem.

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I'm sorry, I'm just really confused
right now.

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You're seriously leaving?

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What is wrong with you guys?

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What's wrong with us?

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Nothing is wrong with us. You just think
you're Dina and Dreamgirls. Fine, I'll

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be Effie. And I'm telling you, you are
not the main character.

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Oh, and guess what?

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I quit.

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See you next Tuesday.

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Clem, let's go.

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What is that? A plastic bag?

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No, you do that with a paper bag. You
could asphyxiate yourself.

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Good. I have nothing to live for anyway.

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You don't understand, Monica. I can't
exist without Tiny Claus. I need him.

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Doug, we're preparing for the biggest
pitch of our careers, and you're worried

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about some dumb little doll?

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If I had a glass of water, I would throw
it in your face.

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He's not some stupid doll, Monica. He's
my entire world.

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Okay. Sorry if I seem to pass judgment.

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Let me rearrange my face.

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Go on.

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My Lola grandmother gave me tiny claws
when I left the Philippines.

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My parents had immigrated to the United
States and Lola raised me until they got

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on their feet.

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She loved Christmas.

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I mean, we all do.

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When I was seven, I had to fly to Oregon
all by myself to meet my parents and I

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was so scared.

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Lola gave me tiny claws and she said, as
long as I had him, she'd always be with

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me.

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And then she died.

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Oh, 16 years later.

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Oh. Yeah.

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There's one other thing you should
probably know about.

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I know about the shapewear.

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Filipinos are very superstitious, and
there was only one other time where it

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didn't happen.

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And that's the day we got fired from
Atelier.

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Doug, we have got to find that dumb
doll.

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Figurine, but yeah.

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What are you going to do for work?

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I'll pick up a couple drag brunches here
and there. I've been doing an Ariana

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Grande slash Lord of the Rings crossover
based on her little boyfriend, and

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people have been loving it. You're
probably not going to find another job

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this. Says who?

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We literally only got this job because
Monica and Doug got fired.

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It took them years to get where we are.

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Not with a face like this.

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A flawless face will only get you so
far.

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Trust me, I know.

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Mm -hmm.

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You're really not worried?

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Watch how unbothered I am.

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Home sweet home.

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I can't believe I've never been here. I
didn't know what to expect.

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But this is like any normal 40 -year
-old woman's apartment.

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Except for the Christmas tree.

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Oh, what's that?

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You'll see.

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Access granted.

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Welcome to the duck poll.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Isn't that right?

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Yeah.

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You need a passport to enter.

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Duck.

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What is the purpose of your visit?

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Business. Do you have any fruit?

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Produce? Okay.

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We got to hurry up.

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Let's go.

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You can't quit too, Annabelle. I need
you here. Yes, you are abrasive, often

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insubordinate, and I seriously question
the amount of prescription drugs you

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take, but you have to say, you need to
leave for the pitch.

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I'm glad it's in another office.

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I think we could both use the time
apart.

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Here,

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here. Here's a guy. He's tiny. He's
Claus.

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He's a tiny Claus. Okay.

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You don't have any gloves on.

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This is Père Noël from the town of
Ivoire, overseeing the first freeze

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French Alps. Okay.

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Doug, we got to go. We got to find.

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How about this one?

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Here. It's good.

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Not him, okay?

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Doug, we have got to go. We've got work
to do. You know how much tiny Claus

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means to me, okay? I can't leave until
we find it. This is silly. We can't do

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this all day. We've got to get to work.
I told you I cannot leave without tiny

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Claus. Well, I can't leave without you.

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Doug, you've been my friend and creative
partner for over 20 years.

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The way you feel about Tiny Claws, the
way I feel about you.

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Really? Yes, Doug.

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You're my Tiny Claws.

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On the timer.

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Okay, go.

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Okay.

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Oh, wait, wait.

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You need your passport to stand.

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Seriously? Yes.

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Go, go, go.

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All right.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Merry Christmas.

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Okay. I meal prep every week, and you've
eaten four of my dinners.

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Just one more bag?

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No, that's it. Sit on my nightstand
toilet.

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But I don't have to go. It's decorative.

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Sit.

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Then where do you... I have a bathtub,
don't I?

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Kriska is our friend.

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Can she be bossy? Yes.

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Annoying? Absolutely.

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Does she make work less fun?

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Always. You're not really helping her
case. But she's the reason that we have

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this job and a 401k, which I don't
really know what that means. I think it

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something to do with gold.

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But she's been there for you through
thick and thin. I was only thick during

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COVID. Who helped you learn how to walk
in heels after you were hit by that

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pizza delivery guy?

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Who bought you diapers in bulk after you
got food poisoning in Cancun?

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I hope to learn sign language so you can
hook up with that hot interpreter at

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the Billie Eilish concert.

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Who?

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With that Chris guy, I don't speak sign.

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And you're no walk in the park either,
you know?

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You're really self -centered.

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And sometimes your face is way more
expressive than the situation required.

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Yeah. And you have no idea where we're
at with the budget, do you?

250
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,830
I don't even know where to find that
thing.

251
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:11,440
Right now, Chris needs us. And we need
her.

252
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,790
We're friends.

253
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,649
We stand by and support each other even
when we think the person sucks. And I

254
00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:17,790
gotta be honest, right now, you suck.

255
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:25,070
That was a really good read.

256
00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,370
I taught you so well.

257
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,589
Thanks.

258
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,770
Now let me do you.

259
00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:31,210
Oh, well, I don't know.

260
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:38,850
Okay, starting off with your
personality, it's... No, you know...

261
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:43,529
I'm too emotionally fragile for this.
Plus, we don't have time. We have a

262
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:44,369
to get to.

263
00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:45,420
Yeah. Okay.

264
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,040
Jessica.

265
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:58,089
Buffy. You know, something tells me when
it comes to this burger pitch, you're

266
00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,209
not going to cut the mustard.

267
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,260
But don't worry.

268
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,050
Maybe you'll be able to catch up.

269
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:03,980
Oh, boy.

270
00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,430
Did you just plan that?

271
00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:06,940
No.

272
00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,859
Oh, hi.

273
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:11,510
Jeff, right? I remember you from
George's birthday.

274
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:12,590
Couldn't say.

275
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,910
I took cough syrup recreationally, and I
don't remember a thing.

276
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,180
Can I get you something to drink?

277
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,220
Uh, I'd love a green juice.

278
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:24,580
This is the headquarters for a burger
company. We don't have that. We have

279
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,930
No diet.

280
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,660
A water would be great.

281
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,480
I'll see if I can find some.

282
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,500
So, uh, where's the other two?

283
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,150
Oh, uh, they're not coming.

284
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,590
Oh, how very dream girls.

285
00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:42,000
What'd you say?

286
00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,390
Kriska, you heard me.

287
00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:46,829
Just because I'm a cool, straight guy
doesn't mean I don't like musicals.

288
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:49,180
That was the one time I didn't root for
Beyonce.

289
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,500
Hurry up, Doug.

290
00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:55,640
Hurry up, come on.

291
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,040
Hello.

292
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:02,950
Kriska, Buffy, you're wearing another
woman's shirt.

293
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,520
Oh, Monica, you know I have a short
torso.

294
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,110
We're fresh out of water.

295
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:10,990
Buffy, George is ready for you.

296
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,489
All right.

297
00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:16,449
Well, I've already given it to him once
in the speakeasy. I hope he's ready for

298
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:17,500
round two.

299
00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:20,960
For once, I didn't mean it to sound like
that.

300
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,600
Or did I?

301
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,040
Hey, George!

302
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,260
Buffy!

303
00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:30,330
What thought did we get off?

304
00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:32,940
Oh, I don't think you can masturbate on
a train.

305
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,700
No, what thought did we get off to go to
Georgia?

306
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,290
Dude, I don't know. It's following you.
Clem.

307
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,150
Oh, I'm glad you loved it. And it
doesn't have to be Swedish models.

308
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,330
Could be Norwegian.

309
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:45,680
But they do have to be thin.

310
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,050
Thanks, George.

311
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,650
Guy, I just won.

312
00:15:48,651 --> 00:15:50,419
George said you can all go home.

313
00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:52,770
Wait, he did? Chris, go George. I'll see
you now.

314
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,130
Oh, Jeff.

315
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,550
Really?

316
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,530
Here we go.

317
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,630
Here we go.

318
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,090
What does Benzie love more than
anything?

319
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:10,250
Oh, sorry, I went too far. Let me just
go back.

320
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,610
Clickers are tricky, tricky, tricky.

321
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,110
Spending time with their... Sorry.

322
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:20,770
What did Gen Z love more than anything?

323
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,490
Spending time with their friend.

324
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,670
But this is a family restaurant.

325
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,450
It is, yeah.

326
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:30,410
So your pitch is about friends for a
family restaurant?

327
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,540
Yes.

328
00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:34,900
Okay.

329
00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:40,740
Picture this.

330
00:16:40,741 --> 00:16:44,009
It's the party of the century, and
you're out with your crew having the

331
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:45,530
your lives. Are they on drugs?

332
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,080
Drug? No.

333
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,300
No. And why are they having that much
fun?

334
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:51,730
What a great question.

335
00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:56,749
But, you know, the night is winding
down, and you're thinking... Well, I'm

336
00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,650
thinking anything, because I'm in bed,
because I have a family.

337
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:04,080
Right. No, of course. The young people
are thinking, not you.

338
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,150
Not that you're not young.

339
00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:07,789
You're just not young like us.

340
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,790
Although your wife is young, but she's a
lot older than us.

341
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:14,299
Not that she's old. I actually still
think she has a very young -looking

342
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,539
and that's what a lot of older women
care about. You know, not older women,

343
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:19,220
women that are soon going to be old.

344
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:30,360
So you're thinking, they're thinking,
what do we do?

345
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,720
Am I supposed to answer?

346
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:41,899
No. No, sorry, this is just, uh, this is
usually Elliot's part, and, uh, he does

347
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:45,900
this really funny song that I
actually... I can't really do myself.

348
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:54,699
Um... Sorry, so she turns to her
friends, and she, uh, realizes...

349
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,300
Realizes what?

350
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,580
Did they all die from a drug overdose?

351
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,760
No, no, they're still alive, they're
just, um...

352
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,610
They're not here.

353
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,080
Sorry, I'm... I'm so sorry, I just can't
do this.

354
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,580
Monica, Doug, you're up next.

355
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,740
I'll take any... Oh,

356
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,640
I swear, I... Honestly, I didn't ask
anyone to call me this time.

357
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,290
Yourself, Tanner's rubbing off on your
collar.

358
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,870
Hello, George.

359
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,030
Do we make it?

360
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:35,439
You guys!

361
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,760
For once, it was not time blindness, but
it was empathy deafness.

362
00:18:38,761 --> 00:18:42,279
Something I suffer from when someone's
been annoying enough. I'm so sorry. I

363
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,739
giving off main character energy, and I
even gave myself the... No, no, no, no.

364
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:48,080
I was nastier than a straight man's
bathroom.

365
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,800
And I called you a whore.

366
00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:51,299
You did?

367
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,350
In my head.

368
00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:53,499
So did I.

369
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,800
Except I said it out loud.

370
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,280
Look quiet, like this.

371
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,640
Oh, that is shameful.

372
00:18:58,641 --> 00:19:00,499
Isn't it?

373
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,700
It's degrading to women.

374
00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:06,619
I can't do this job without you two, but
I already picked. Now Oliver's going to

375
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,670
fire us.

376
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:15,739
Made of recyclable materials that help
offset the carbon footprint, this bag

377
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,900
takes you from classroom to Coachella.

378
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:24,019
These bright, fun colors and variety of
shapes are sure to go viral on socials

379
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,520
because it's just so darn cute.

380
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:29,219
And with endless ways to style them,
they'll be the hottest thing since

381
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,340
Diana's beanie baby.

382
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,920
May she rest in peace.

383
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:38,559
You know, George, when you first asked
if we were capable of representing the

384
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,720
Gen Z sensibility, I said yes.

385
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,100
But I lied.

386
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:47,939
I haven't told that big a lie since I
told the girl at Sephora that I liked

387
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:48,990
way she did my makeup.

388
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:53,100
But since then, I've put in my time on
this campaign.

389
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,180
I've gotten to know Gen Z.

390
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,080
I've hung out with Gen Z.

391
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,460
I let them party at my house.

392
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:04,210
Will I ever get the scent of strawberry
vape out of my drapes? I don't think so.

393
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:10,150
But it was worth it because I learned
there's a lot to love about Gen Z.

394
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:16,090
They're authentic, original, looking for
ways to express themselves.

395
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:19,050
With Secure the Bag,

396
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:25,770
Boppenburger celebrates diversity and
secures its place in this cultural

397
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:29,110
A place where everyone belongs.

398
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,790
Say hi to Ashley.

399
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:40,139
Thank you.

400
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,190
Thank you.

401
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:42,430
George, wait.

402
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,640
We know our girl messed up, but she's a
Virgo.

403
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,800
So she's smart, but has no charm.

404
00:20:49,801 --> 00:20:53,159
Don't get me started. I'll have to go
right there. When we aren't together,

405
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,420
sauce isn't tangy enough.

406
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,080
Are you all on drugs?

407
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,370
Not right now.

408
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,740
Atelier is the three of us. Can we
please pitch again? Please.

409
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,050
No.

410
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,300
Sorry, they don't know how it works.

411
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,080
You have 15 minutes.

412
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:13,320
What? And that's why every great night
ends at Boppenburger.

413
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:14,870
With your friend.

414
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:17,390
Ta -da!

415
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,200
Well, this was a lot of fun.

416
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:30,900
But I think we know who won.

417
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,760
Buffy, I really liked your pitch.

418
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,030
And there it is.

419
00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:36,770
So, well, thank you.

420
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:41,890
Monica, you reminded me why we worked
together for so many years.

421
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:46,070
Kriska, Elliot, Clem, you've really come
a long way.

422
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:47,320
Thank you.

423
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:54,170
I've made my decision, and I've decided
to go with... Hey, guys!

424
00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:55,750
Hello, Governor.

425
00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:57,320
Hey.

426
00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,110
I'm going with Matt.

427
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,660
Yep.

428
00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:01,920
Matt?

429
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,779
That Matt?

430
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,140
Yeah, this Matt. Matt, who works for me,
Matt?

431
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,860
Yes. Wait, you're not British?

432
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:15,459
At my birthday party, we bonded over D
andD. Now, I'm a furbolg, and he's a storm

433
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:21,280
giant. And as you probably know, we are
quite a pair. We are guilty.

434
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:22,900
He's very imaginative.

435
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:28,579
And, you know, as this campaign is all
about Gen Z, and they love interactive

436
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,680
experiences.

437
00:22:30,389 --> 00:22:33,639
Matt's background as a game master is
going to prove invaluable.

438
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,829
Mm -hmm.

439
00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:35,880
Thin de mer.

440
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:41,750
That's two bad ladies in Storm Giant.
Storm Giant.

441
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,889
I don't know, maybe you should have let
me pitch.

442
00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:47,390
Oh, and Crisco, my letter of
resignation, it's on your desk. Oh.

443
00:22:47,391 --> 00:22:51,109
No, maybe you just want to think it
over. You know, some more time to

444
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:54,589
reconsider. Yeah, we can send you our
pitch deck and you can review it. He's a

445
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:55,640
fool, George.

446
00:22:56,890 --> 00:22:57,970
I've made my decision.

447
00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:00,650
Matty boy, let's get to work.

448
00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:02,070
Right -o, sir.

449
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:03,920
So he is British.

450
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:06,450
Of course the millennial white guy won.

451
00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:09,310
I need a drink.

452
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:10,760
I need a gummy.

453
00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:20,880
Hey.

454
00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:22,770
Oliver call and fire you already?

455
00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:26,210
Uh, no, but I figured I'd get a head
start on moving out.

456
00:23:26,211 --> 00:23:30,839
You know, I meant to ask you, what'd you
end up pitching?

457
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,940
Oh, um... Boppenburger.

458
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,980
Secure the bag.

459
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:40,160
Wow, that's pretty good, huh?

460
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,250
How about you?

461
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,540
Uh, Boppenburger, home of the after
party.

462
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,340
Oh, that's good, too.

463
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,100
Well, don't be too impressed.

464
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,160
I did cry in front of George.

465
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,620
Just try not to do that.

466
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:55,620
Being a woman is what they expect.

467
00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:00,849
And even if they don't... Expect it,
they'll think you're using your

468
00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:02,110
to try to manipulate them.

469
00:24:02,111 --> 00:24:04,089
Have you ever cried at work before?

470
00:24:04,090 --> 00:24:05,140
Me?

471
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:06,200
No.

472
00:24:06,731 --> 00:24:09,789
Well, it doesn't matter anyway.

473
00:24:09,790 --> 00:24:13,729
I will be unemployed soon enough, and I
think I kind of deserve it because I

474
00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:15,570
screwed up a lot.

475
00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:18,390
Being really good at something takes
time.

476
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:21,390
Yeah, but you can't skip the line.

477
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:26,439
The problem with your generation is you
think you deserve everything without

478
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,580
doing the work first.

479
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,870
The problem with mine is we don't always
give you a fair shake.

480
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:34,900
You've got good instincts.

481
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,640
You're going to make it.

482
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:38,630
Eventually.

483
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,020
Well, thank you.

484
00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:45,770
I just don't get how Minnesota Matt is
going to run a whole campaign by

485
00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:50,509
Who knows? He doesn't even have an
agency. No, he'd have to start one.

486
00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:54,909
even be able to do that? Of course not.
He's Matt, so he'll have to fold into

487
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,210
one. Yeah, so that means he's up for
grabs.

488
00:24:57,610 --> 00:25:04,090
And whoever hires him would get the
campaign.

489
00:25:09,901 --> 00:25:17,029
Hey, out of my way. He's mine. Not if I
get some birds. Come on, come on, stupid

490
00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:19,140
elephants. You know what I'm saying?
Hey,

491
00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:21,290
have some self -respect.

492
00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,230
I'm a pain in your rectum.

493
00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:39,470
I am that bitch off left on.

494
00:25:39,690 --> 00:25:43,540
Heavy hit around, spit up for me, rerun.
Hey, hey, hey, um, what's happening?

495
00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:45,970
Now to get my drink? That's right.

496
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,340
Shake your ass till it sinks? That's
right.

497
00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:50,210
Mr. Moe's gonna be? That's right.

498
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:52,620
Put it down for the street? That's
right.

499
00:25:57,350 --> 00:25:59,230
Come on, pass the duck, baby.

500
00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:01,530
Shake, shake, shake your stuff for me.

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Doobie.

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